1. 703 – Slay Belles WIN!
2. 625 – The Politburo
3. 565 – Pi-Eta-Mon
4. 560 – Madness?
5. 510 – The Kittens
6. 491 – Ruth and the Cake-o-nauts
7. 439 – Sparta
8. 404 – The Bavarian Flying Corpse
9. 367 – Some Assembly Required 2.0
10. 358 – Decidedly Mediocre
11. 325 – Captain Ben and his Merry Wenches
12. 310 – Dave Can\’t Do It
13. 291 – The Epistemes
14. 258 – Cheesecake
15. 234 – Bazalgette and the Englings feat. Liam
16. 220 – There\’s Nothing Wrong with a Good Tautology
17. 131 – A-Team
18. 128 – The Duckings of the Apocalypse

Global warming is your problem too

• A passion fruit [1 point]
• The least and most carbon neutral bananas, and proof of this fact [3 points each]
• A poster explaining the dangers of not sharing cars [3 points]
• Plant a tree [6 points]

The fashionista, they text in TopShop:

• A high visibility jacket [2 points]
• Fashion from the \’50s, \’60s, \’70s and \’80s [1 point each]
• Fashion from the 15th, 16th, 17th and 18th centuries [2 points each]
• A novel alternative to the zip [6 points]

For the Arts students

• A completed McDonalds application form – we\’ll return it after judging it so you can submit it, no worries [2 points]
• The most overdue library book [3 points]
• A trilingual dictionary [3 points]
• Copies of the same book in more than two languages [1 point per language above two, max 5 points]

A novel approach

• A complete set of Famous Five books (only Blyton, mind you) [4 points]
• Burn a book! [1 point]
• Ban a book! [8 points]
• Biggles Takes it Rough [2 points]
• A Raffles book [3 points]
• A Flashman book [1 point]

Could you sign this for me?

• An autograph from Neighbours [1 point]
• An autograph from Tony Blair [4 points]
• An autograph from Stephen Hawking [8 points]
• An autograph from a gameshow host [2 points]
• The deed to someone\’s soul – No need to sign it in blood [1 point]

Leadership qualities

• A photo of a team member with a world leader [6 points]
• A photo of a team member with Imre Leader [1 point]
• A photo of a team member with a lead singer [2 points]
• A photo of a team member with a scout leader [4 points]

Sugar!

• A bowl full of only red M&Ms [3 points]
• A team member completing the Skittles challenge [3 points]
• A rude word spelled out with Smarties lids [up to 3 points]
• Candy floss! [1 point]
• A cake with someone inside it [8 points]
• Homemade cupcakes – they had better be good [4 points]

From \’round town

• Animals in Architecture: The Cambridge Information leaflet [1 point per animal, maximum 5 points]
• A college bursar in their office with a team member [3 points]
• A team member punting tourists down the Cam [6 points]
• A rubbing of the Cambridge Brass Rubbing Centre [1 point]
• Photographs of blue plaques in Cambridge [1 point each, maximum 5 points]
• A photo with the Cambridge Metal Dude! [3 points]

The writing\’s on the floor

• Savage Nuneaton [5 points]
• The Key to the Secrets of the Universe [4 points]
• High Maintenance Life [2 points]
• Reality Checkpoint [1 point]
• Duaea Rotae Hic Relictae Perimentur [3 points]

Legalese:

• A birth certificate [1 point]
• A death certificate [2 points]
• A bronze swimming certificate [3 points]
• A gay marriage certificate [4 points]
• A laminated degree certificate [5 points]
• Make us a wig fit for a judge [6 points]

Saving the world!

• Legally change your name to a superhero\’s [9 points]
• Save the world in your superhero outfit! There had better be some footage of your good deeds [7 points]
• Hug a Hoodie! [2 points]
• \”By their powers combined I am… Captain Chime Planet!\” A wind chime, a water chime, a fire chime, an earth chime and a heart chime (Bonus points if you can summon a superhero by combining their powers) [1 point for the first, 2 for the second, and so forth]

In today\’s press:

• The best pun headline [3 points]
• The best page 3 [3 points]
• Wednesday\’s cryptic crossword, complete (from a respectable publication) [3 points]
• Your team in the newspaper [3 points]
• And, with the leftovers, the best papier mache sculpture [3 points]
• Get the phrase \”a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest\” onto BBC News\’ Have Your Say [3 points]

Good Music

• Perform a medley of classic TV theme tunes [1 point per theme tune we recognise, maximum 5 points]
• Opera glasses [3 points]
• A string quartet [8 points]
• Orchestral merchandise [1 point]

Bad Music

• A ticket to Eurovision [5 points]
• An original song about your favourite historical figure (Bonus points if it\’s our favourite historical figure too) [up to 5 points]
• Play a recognisable tune on as many of the following as possible: Wineglasses, spoons, ribs, bottles [1 point each]
• A new blues song about the Scavenger Hunt [up to 5 points]
• A re-enactment of your favourite STEPS music video – Bring the original for comparison purposes (Extra points for costumes) [up to 5 points]

Ugly Music

• A didgeridoo [1 point]
• Krautrock [1 point]
• Marillion [9 points]
• A tattoo of t.A.T.u. [1 point]

Nudge nudge wink wink say-no-more say-no-more

• Sex up Shakespeare [up to 3 points]
• A pitch for a porn movie [1 point]
• A prop from a porn movie [4 points]
• A fascist porn movie [5 points]
• Four bankers in a room with no shoes or socks on [4 points]

G\’day, sport

• A rock. Some paper. Some scissors. Three enter, one leaves [3 points]
• Beat a college fellow at RPS (best out of 3) [3 points]
• A team member included in the world ranking of some sport [3 points]
• An oversized novelty golfball [1 point]
• Half a golf club [6 points]
• Something you win when you get a Blue [1 point]

Gotta Catch\’em All

• A stamp collection [2 points]
• A collector\’s plate [3 points]
• A baseball card collection [4 points]
• A church collection [6 points]

Chips\’n\’dips

• Chips [1 point]
• Mr Chips [8 points]
• Poker chips [1 point]
• A computer chip [1 point]

Walk like an Egyptian

• A human pyramid [1 point per person]
• An inhuman pyramid [5 points]
• A photo of a team member at the Pyramids [1 point]
• Pyramid magazine [3 points]
• Start your own pyramid scheme! [2 points]

The Ayes Have It

• An I Spy book [2 points]
• A Magic Eye book [2 point]
• A human eye (not attached) [8 points]
• I, Claudius [1 points]

Sitting on the fence

• A fence [1 point]
• Offence [3 points]
• Defence [3 points]
• A fencer [1 point]

Wooooooooooooo…

• Woo the judges [judges\’ discretion, maximum of 5 points]
• Woo! The judges [1 point]
• Wool [1 point]
• Woes! [1 point per woe, maximum 3 woes]

Fetch and carry

• Fetch us a plank! [2 points]
• Bring us a shrubbery! [4 points]
• Bring us a bonsai! [3 points]
• Carry water in a sieve [5 points]

Death and taxis

• Taxidermy [4 points]
• Tax evasion [3 points]
• A model taxi [2 points]
• Taxi driver [1 point]

His Royal Highness

• Raspberry beret [2 points]
• Little red corvette [6 points]
• Diamonds and pearls [2 points each]
• Cream [1 point]

Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny…

• A microdot [7 points]
• A microfiche [2 points]
• A Micro Machine [2 points]
• Microsoft Office! [1 point]

Seedy

• Seed [1 point]
• Secede [10 points]
• Succeed [2 points]
• Fail [1 point]
• Abort, retry, fail? Discuss [up to 5 points]

Building bridges

• A (new) bridge over the river Cam (Bonus points if we can walk across it without harm) [9 points]
• A bridge over the river Kwai [2 points]
• Jeff Bridges [10 points]
• An Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky bridge [12 points]
• Cross the Rubicon [10 points]
• Bridges in Cambridge that vampires can cross [2 points each]

Hit the road

• A home-made self propelled vehicle [6 points]
• A home-made steam engine [10 points]
• Each of the Park & Ride buses [snooker scoring]
• Pimp your ride [up to 6 points]

Food\’n\’drink

• A pumpkin [3 points]
• A napkin [1 point]
• Genuine ration book [5 points]
• A new on-the-go meal capable of rivalling the sandwich\’s tyrannical monopoly on the food market (Bonus points if carbon neutral) [up to 4 points]
• The smallest – and the biggest – teacup ever [3 points each]

Nominae Latinae

• Nepeta cataria [2 points]
• Camellia sinensis [2 points]
• Lavandula angustifolia [2 points]
• Aesculus hippocastanum [2 points]

Personal statement

• Your team mascot [3 points]
• A team member with a demonstrably bad hair day [2 points]
• Show us your party trick [up to 5 points]
• Evidence that your dad could beat up my dad [4 points]

Flying The Flag (For You)

• Capture a flag [2 points]
• A college flag [3 points]
• As much of Wuthering Heights in semaphore as possible [1 point per sentence, maximum 5 points]
• The flag of Derbyshire [4 points]

What the hell were we thinking?

• Snakes on a train [1 point]
• Solid Snake in a cardboard box [2 points]
• Big fish, little fish, cardboard box! [1 point each]
• Largest cup-size bra possible [3 points]
• Fax me, baby [4 points]

Things that sound the same

• A thimble [1 point]
• A thurible [4 points]
• Propaganda [1 point]
• Propagandhi [2 points]

They do things differently there

• A picture of your favourite US president – made out of pasta [up to 5 points]
• A lantern [1 point]
• The best gravestone [3 points]
• A Frenchman, surrendering [2 points]
• None of this modern nonsense: A passport stamped by the original Axis of Evil [6 points]
• A confectionery castle [3 points]
• A chunk of the Berlin Wall [5 points]

Toys and games

• Monopoly set from outside the UK [2 points]
• A Transformer [2 points]
• Megazord! [3 points]
• A pawn [1 point]
• Design your own board game: KERPOW!? [up to 4 points]
• Live action Tetris [5 points]

I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!

• An oil painting [2 points]
• Perform a makeover on a team member, complete with before and after photos [4 points]
• The best celebrity lookalike you can find [3 points]
• Largest ponytail [3 points]
• Largest My Little Pony (bonus points if NIB) [3 points]

Mythical creatures

• A fairy [1 point]
• A gelatinous cube [1 point]
• An owlbear [10 points]
• A toy dragon [1 point]
• A Care Bear [2 points]
• Your pokemans. Show them to us [1 point]

My Politics. Let me show you them.

• A protest banner [3 points]
• A Green Party membership card [2 points]
• A French voting ballot [4 points]
• T-shirts with revolutionary figures on them [1 point per figure, maximum 5]
• Craft an elaborate conspiracy theory and demonstrate how the Scavenger Hunt is actually controlled by Rept(il)oids [up to 5 points]
• An MP [9 points]

Leap of faith

• The highest-ranking religious official you can find (cannot be combined with next item) [3 points]
• A scientologist (cannot be combined with previous item) [3 points]
• Meditate in Sainsbury\’s [3 points]
• Tell our fortunes [up to 3 points]

SCIENCE: It works, damnit

• A working model volcano [up to 5 points]
• Freeze something in ice [2 points]
• Encase something in jelly [2 points]
• A fossil [1 point]
• A complete set of Star Trek movies, minus the bad ones (We\’re not telling you which ones are the bad ones) [1 point per good one, -1 point per bad one]
• As many Isaac Newtons as possible [1 point each]

Film puns

• 12 monkeys [2 points]
• Fried green tomatoes [3 points]
• A girl with a pearl earring [1 point]
• A labyrinth (massive bonus points for David Bowie in the flesh) [4 points]

The World Is Not Enough

• People whose surnames are geographical places (Bonus points for Paris Hilton) [1 point each, maximum 5 points]
• A hat from each continent [1 point each]
• Carmen Sandiego [10 points]
• Ye olde mappe of Cammebridge, beinge a complete descripteion of yon fair citie and environs, and ye felle beasts which dwelle thereine [up to 5 points]

Fabulous Prizes!

• A prize from a gameshow [3 points]
• Gunge [2 points]
• Points win Prizes! So Nectar points must win… [1 point per thousand, maximum 5 points]
• A lottery ticket for Wednesday\’s draw (to be provided before the draw) [1 point]
• A Nobel Prize [9 points]
• A Fields Medal [9 points]

MAKE $$$ IN YOUR SPARE TIME!!!1!

• A new reality TV show [1 point]
• Survey at least twenty members of the public, presenting your results and methodology. You must ask at least these questions: What is justice? What\’s love got to do with it? What\’s she gonna look like with a chimney on her? Who would win in a fight between Superman and Batman? What is the time? [7 points]
• Get your team mentioned on a celebrity blog [5 points]
• Advertisement for a new dessert [2 points]

Education, education, education

• GCSE coursework [3 points]
• A ticket to the Millennium Dome exhibition [6 points]
• Learn conversational Esperanto [5 points]
• MENSA membership [3 points]

The Manly Category

• Manly stubble [up to 3 points]
• Manly scrabble [6 points]
• A chainsaw [4 points]
• A boxing glove [1 point]

Make like a tree and leave

• A family tree that includes both George W. Bush and Kate Bush [4 points]
• A phylogenetic tree of pasta [4 points]
• A Lego palm tree [2 points]
• A shoe tree [2 points]