The Beating Chastards College

Team Members: Peter \’Hare\’ Moore (St Eds), Chris \’Mouse\’ Miller (Girton), Jack \’Squirrel\’ Day (Fitz), Sol \’Donkey\’ Richardson Catz)

1 vegan, 2 days, 4 vets, 200+ treausres and lots of beer. Its doubtful we\’ll actually find any tresaure becaus we\’ll get side-tracked by diving into rivers or the North Sea wearing nothing but black Y-fronts. Also the cows on Midsummer common are bound to distract us and our arms, as are girls with small feet. Plus we\’ll need to be constantly supplied with Wispas and the really old one among us will need regular sit downs and an IV drip of tea.

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